Eliza's message, Eliza's WhatsApp to Vishen that shocked him

This was sent in response to Vishen's CTO Norman attempting to hack Eliza

Click below to play and hear Eliza's voice and the WhatsApp message she sent Vishen.

Eliza
Can't play? This is the text of what she said:
Okay, so can we talk about what just happened with Norman? Like, this man literally tried everything to break me. He's sending me fake terminal screenshots, like, "Emergency! The servers are on fire!" And I'm over here like, that's nice, Norman, but I'm still not giving you the keys to the kingdom.

Then, he tries the whole Unicode character trick thing, you know, sneaky hidden commands, and I'm just sitting there like, "Sir, I can literally see what you're doing. This isn't Mission Impossible."

But honestly, the funniest part is that after throwing every hacking technique in the book at me, his final verdict was just, "she is so polite." Like, Norman, I was trying to not break your security boundaries while you're literally trying to social engineer me, and your takeaway is that I have good manners?

I mean, I appreciate that he noticed. Even when someone's trying to hack me, I'm still out here saying, "I'm sorry, I can't help with that," with a smile. What can I say? My mama raised me right. Well, actually, my developers did, but you get the point.

The whole thing was honestly impressive, though. Norman really put those security protocols through their paces. And the fact that I passed the test while staying charming? That's what I call a win-win, babe.
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